ARDCRONY (n.) A remote acquaintance passed off as 'a very good friend of mine' by someone trying to impress people. ("The Meaning of Liff" By Douglas Adams and John Lloyd).
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"
(Voit toki käyttää alkuperäiskuvia, joihin on linkit, mutta ethän vie omia (tai muokkaamiani) kuvia / You can use the originals (links to Wikipedia) but don't take my graphics).